What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Jewwy Jewstein

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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