what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Whats white? A fridge

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