- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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