What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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shut up kobe!

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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