- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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