shut up kobe!

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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