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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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