- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

I forgot what i was gonna say

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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