Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Who is John Galt?

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

I have a gay camel

cancer

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

A seal walks into a club.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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