What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Knock knock Shut up

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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