Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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V I T A M I N C !

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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politically correct!

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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