How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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I once did something.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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So does Blake

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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Your mom is not fat!

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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This is not a joke

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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