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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

24 I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

24

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...