Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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top kek

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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