A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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