How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

Jesus was born and rased a jew

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

. . I am a whale

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

I dont have a girlfriend

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Theres an app for the iPhone.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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