- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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