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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

This is not funny.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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