why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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MAKE

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Who is John Galt?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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