What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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This sentence is a lie.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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