- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

You're a frog

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Hail Heetluh

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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