- Anti Joke

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Matt is a Duster!

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

kushagra tyagi

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

So does Blake

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Smeg...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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