A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Bitch

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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knock,knock you suck

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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John Stamos.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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