- Anti Joke

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

why are balck people black because they are

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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