- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

I have an erection My mom!

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Bark I'm a tree

have safe sex

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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