- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

If you were a cactus, why?

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

I have an erection My mom!

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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