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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

John Cena for president

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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