- Anti Joke

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.