What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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