Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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