- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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