- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Knock Knock opens the door

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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