- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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