- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Im cute hehehee

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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