knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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world peace

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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