- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

world peace

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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