- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

My parents died!

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Feminism.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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