- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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