Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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