Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Of course, first door on your left

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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