- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

I have an erection My mom!

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Bark I'm a tree

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

have safe sex

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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