why are balck people black because they are

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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women's rights

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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