lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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your mother

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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