Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Queens Park rangers

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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