- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

scraggle is in you pillow case

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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