- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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