- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

scraggle is in you pillow case

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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