- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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