- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

JUST KIDDING^

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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