a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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vitamin c

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69

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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