Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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