How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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this site is funny.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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