Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Invisible Television.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Women's rights.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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