Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Dylan Eichas

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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