YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Punch line.

A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

am i invited to party? no

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

smug face >:}

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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